This one needs little preamble…..
Act one
Location: I am sitting in our very tiny downstairs bathroom, while Shiloh tries to hurdle herself over me to reach the ultimate goal….the toilet. Sam is sitting on his potty, pleading for a once upon a time story.
Sam: Mommy what this is? (Grabbing his "goods" as he sits on the potty)
Me: THAT is your scrotum and THAT is you penis.
Sam: hmm (as he pees all over my wall for the millionth time)
Act two
Location: In line at the grocery store…(I am going to stop taking him shopping with me)
Sam: (pointing to a small ancient lady in line behind us in the express isle) Mommy, why that lady have a srotum on her chin?
Me: shade of scarlet, swallowed my tongue…speechless….
the score:
Sam 10 at least
Mommy zip
1 comment:
HAHAHAHA! oh sammy
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